Well, maybe not in a BarbieWorld. However, according to the evidence, I have become Barbie. :)
Rachel acquired some new Barbie dolls this Hanukkah.
She was careful to note the similarities between her Mommy and her Barbies in a way that perhaps only a 9 year old in a family where nothing is hidden could occur.
*Both Mommy and Barbie have breasts as hard as rocks.
*Both Mommy and Barbie have no nipples.
*Both Mommy and Barbie have breasts that do not move. (No jiggling but we can both fill out a T-shirt nicely these days)
*Both Mommy and Barbie have breasts that do not sag. (OK. That one is mine. 9 year olds don't know much about sagging)
*Both Mommy and Barbie do not need to wear a bra.
*Both Mommy and Barbie have hair that is removable. (Rachel says, "sad but true.")
*Both Mommy and Barbie have difficulty bending their knees (except for that special edition ballerina Barbie which is an older doll... the earlier edition Mommy could bend her knees and other joints with ease too)
*Both Mommy and Barbie cannot easily move their arms behind their head.
*Both Mommy and Barbie have hair that will melt if exposed to heat (I added that one myself :P)
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how is it you can make me giggle even when the topic is sober???? you crack me up....maybe you need a new convertible to make you the complete barbie???
LOL - this is funny!
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